What are YOU playing?

Been playing Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden.

What
The
Fuck


I feel sorry for the poor furries.

Kaijyuu wrote:Been playing Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden.

What
The
Fuck


I feel sorry for the poor furries.

Do I even want to know what this is about

So, I can't manage 64mb right now but... dat plot.

Kaijyuu wrote:Yes.

CCCCCHHHHAAAAAAOOOSSSSSS DDDDDDUUUUNNNKKKKK

MAH LITTLE SLAMS

MAH LITTLE SLAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAAAAAMS

MY LITTLE SLAMS;

I USED TO WONDER WHAT CHAOS DUNKS COULD BE,

UNTIL YOU SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME

Now I know just a little bit more about the stuff that the Goon servers of SS13 were making reference to.

That moment when clearing a floater-manned large scout goes perfectly with 0 deaths.

That moment when clearing a snakeman-manned medium scout goes horrible with 4 deaths.

That moment when the skyranger is out with all the best soldiers and the base is attacked, defended by 5 recruits and one tank/cannon. Oh, wait! All the recruits are armed with heavy plasmas! We got this. Several soldiers are standing at corners facing the lift, all the hangars are in a line with the lift attaching them to the rest of the base. There's no way this could fail. SNAKEMAN!

The game tells me I need to research this weapon before I can use it.



*abandon* *load*

You seriously forgot to research the weapon before you brought it out onto the field?

Don't forget to research the clips, too, unless you plan on not being able to use them either.

What game alliws such siyuation?

Johuotar wrote:What game alliws such siyuation?

X-COM.

He may have been playing a free spinoff of the original. This spinoff is called 'UFO: The Two Sides'



EDIT:

SPEAKING OF X-COM THE NEW ONE COMES OUT TODAY.

I'll be busy not playing it because I'm waiting for my mail to arrive so I can install Windows 7 so I can play it.

Slag wrote:You seriously forgot to research the weapon before you brought it out onto the field?

Don't forget to research the clips, too, unless you plan on not being able to use them either.

I thought I researched them. I guess XcomUtil changes the way unresearched items work. I think the weapon should've been named "alien artifact" instead of "heavy plasma" but I guess not.

I'm playing the delightful Mario-enspired game Eversion! You should play; it's F͙̪̱̳̙̪̹̗̜͔̗͇͇̦̜͔ͣ̊̈̇ͧ̌͛ͩ̂͌̀́́͡Ú̸̧̞̗̤̞̜̰̹̣̖ͯͬ̈́̓̃̄̑̕ͅN͖͉̮͎̣̹̗̦͈̻̰͎̣͚͔ͭͩ͊͌ͩ̇ͫ̿ͤ̉ͦͧ̐̓̇ͫ̆̓̑̀͟͞͡ͅͅ.̧̉͒̋ͧ̈͊ͯ͛͌ͥ̾ͨ̓̚͞͏̶̮̮̖̣ͅ

I remember that game.

That last hand damn near gave me a heart attack.

Johuotar wrote:What game alliws such siyuation?

Holy rollers, I need to start spellchecking when posting with phone.

Anyway, I'm trying that XCOM spinoff The Two Sides, it reminds me off Jagged Alliance 2, which is very awesome. The aliens seem more dangerous than Deidrannas goons though.

EDIT: One alien behind automatic door killed 4 X-Com operatives.

Been playing XCOM.
https://imgur.com/a/BnT5p#5

Jacob/Lee wrote:Been playing XCOM.
https://imgur.com/a/BnT5p#5

Their bodies were not ready

So. Much. XCOM.


O.o


Chrysalids op...

https://i.imgur.com/jnfI9.jpg
This is why I hate chryssalids. I made her escape by grappling over to the other structure, but one of them chased her and whacked her without zombifying. Then it got blown off the building by a point-blank laser shot. The other guy became chryssie food, though.

In other words, creepy thin men are creepy.
https://i.imgur.com/VSNK2.jpg

Jacob/Lee wrote:https://i.imgur.com/jnfI9.jpg
This is why I hate chryssalids. I made her escape by grappling over to the other structure, but one of them chased her and whacked her without zombifying. Then it got blown off the building by a point-blank laser shot. The other guy became chryssie food, though.

In other words, creepy thin men are creepy.
https://i.imgur.com/VSNK2.jpg

Speaking of creepy thinmen, I'm probably going to be using them a lot in multiplayer.

Pokemon Red. Having fun solving everything with Mew's megapunch. And then I remember how badly Gen I's inventory system sucked. Silver playthrough, ho!

Mew's a special event pokemon, are you one of the lucky ones who got one or are you playing a hacked version/ROM on an emulator? I've been playing the latter, got myself a Kadabra whose psychic powers (like all psychic powers in Gen 1) are completely fucking OP.

I played my blue again about year ago, I would have played silver after that but the cartridge is borked...

The whole ghost is weak to psychic bug made psychic type sickly op in red/blue. I played the game through mostly with nothing but my kadabra/alakazam. SS anne was just kadabras OHKO playground.

But yeah whered you get mew?

I've been playing too much XCOM today. Oh god I'm so hungry.

Johuotar wrote:The whole ghost is weak to psychic bug made psychic type sickly op in red/blue. I played the game through mostly with nothing but my kadabra/alakazam. SS anne was just kadabras OHKO playground.

I only learned ghost is weak to psychic a long time after I stopped playing pokemon. That would have been so helpful on the ghost levels.

Johuotar wrote:I've been playing too much XCOM today. Oh god I'm so hungry.

Muscle milk and other carcinogenic nutrient-concentrated drinks are you friend