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An excited squeal sounded, and Pinkie Pie unceremoniously launched herself into the fray.

Soon, everyone in Equestria was in the barn wrestling. Aliens overhead wondered how they were able to stack so much matter in without overfilling the barn without super-advanced technology.

Princess Celestia appeared behind them, answering their thoughts with a simple response, "Portable holes. Black holes. With ponies crammed into them."

"Bigger on the inside?" the alien asked. "We get that all the time."

"Of course," Celestia said, switching to her molesting face, "I'm just going to show you how we make our ponies bigger on the inside."

Their screams went unheard below, as Applejack and Rainbow Dash made their way out of the barn, the former explaining that they should find someplace quieter, where they wouldn't be interrupted in their 'competition'.

Suddenly, the Equestrian Guard showed up and arrested everyone still in the barn.

Fortunately, they had the good sense to place Pinkie in solitary, instead of the community cell with the rest; they were officers of the law, not sadists.

She managed to throw a party anyway, and after being annoyed by all the prisoners having fun the guards just gave up and joined in.

It was everything a patented Pinkie Pie party should be; even minus all the balloons, multicolored streamers, and walnuts.

((Alliteration is magic! ))

Meanwhile, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, upon discovering that all their friends had been arrested, hatched a plan to bust everyone out of jail.

The two charged off to the Everfree Forest, hoping to enlist the aid of Zecora.

Zecora, unfortunately, had been arrested earlier for beating up on a giraffe after it had been peddling potions in zebra territory.

So, of course, they first had to bust her out.

Dsarker wrote:So, of course, they first had to bust her out.

But they first needed to figure out how to get her out of the Stalliongrad Gulag she got herself locked in.

Rainbow used things she had learned from messing with the Equestrian guards to distract the guards while Applejack slipped in to find Zecora.

Glancing out a window, Applejack noticed Zecora leaving with her parole officer, shaking hands with the warden with a smile on her face.

But before they could move, a strange black unicorn moved in and shot all three of them with a triplet of crossbows.

Suddenly,the 'station offline' color pallet appears, soon replaced by a rerun episode of Strawberry Shortcake.

Applejack looked around in confusion as the Ratings Authority Paladin quickly slipped through the interuniversal portal to headquarters, happy to report another successful translocation.

Suddenly, Pinkie appeared from nowhere, wearing Rainbow Dash' s sunglasses and a trenchcoat of unknown origin.

She turned quickly to the audience and shouted: "IT'S A TRAP!"

Applejack looked up, and noticed a massive stream of boulders falling towards her. A booming voice proclaimed, "RFED!"


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She awoke at home, curled up in bed with Big Mac.

"You havin' nightmares again?"

"Eeyup. "

Apple Bloom herd ( ) what was going on, and wanted to go grab the crusaders and see if they could get a cutie mark in dream counselling.