Continue the Episode!

This is one of those collaborative story game thingies. You know, like those 3 word stories that always descends into something to chaotic to even be nonsense, or those overambitious projects attempting to avoid that that never ever get of the ground?

Write one sentence per post, keep it on the rails of an ordinary canon episode.

Twilight Sparkle trotted up the path toward Fluttershy's cottage.

Fluttershy was tending to her animal friends as always.

Twilight was waylaid by a Manticore roaming out of the Everfree Forest.

Fluttershy distracted the manticore with a piece of string and told Twilight to get inside.

The manticore distracted, Fluttershy asked Twilight what she had wanted, if that was alright with her.

Twilight confessed her deep, undying love for the yellow pegasus, and leaned in for a kiss.

Rainbow Dash crashes into the cottage, making a hole in the roof and interrupting them.

She says "How can you love -her-, Twilight? I love you!"

Twilight responds with, "But I want you both!"

The Manticore from earlier lets out a confused roar as it plasters its face onto Fluttershy's cottage window.

Angel heroically distracts it.

The manticore tries to eat Angel, but the bunny hits its uvula like a punching bag and gets gagged up.

Suddenly, the ground erupts in walnuts.

Fortunately, they are delicious.

Applejack goes broke as walnuts become the main food item of Equestria.

And everybody, not just the ponies, eats them before realising they were poisoned and they have twenty minutes to live.

Thankfully, Fluttershy had level 93 Alchemy and brewed up several hundred thousand Cure Poison potions in less than a minute.

Fluttershy became Celestia and Luna's personal adviser on healthcare and got to go live in the castle.

But still Twilight's loins burned for her.

Twilight decided to convince all her friends to move to Canterlot with her so she could be with Fluttershy.

But Rainbow Dash had guessed why, and decided to stop her.

Fluttershy somehow found out about Rainbow Dash trying to stop Twilight from bringing everybody to Canterlot, and decided to stop Dash from stopping Twilight from bringing everybody to Canterlot.

But Rarity had guessed too, and wanted to stop them, because she wanted to be with Fluttershy.

Celestia saw the commotion that was going on and how terrible it was, and made Fluttershy into an insufferable bitch that nobody would ever want to be around so they would stop fighting over her.