Re: Continue the Episode!

**Dsarker** Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:48 am

But it was Fluttershy, so she turned back to normal instantly.

**Slag** Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:52 am

Celestia, upon realizing her magic did not work, made the public statement of "Fuck it" and took Fluttershy to the sun to be together alone forever.

**Dsarker** Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:56 am

But Luna turned into Nightmare Moon and stole Fluttershy from her and banished her to the sun!

**Flying Dice** Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:09 am

Shortly thereafter, Fluttershy convinced Nightmare Moon to relinquish her control, releasing Luna.

**Slag** Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:12 am

Meanwhile, Twilight had led the newly-formed Equestrian Space Program to develop a lunar lander and a team led by Rainbow Dash (who had been bribed with a kiss by Twilight) was being sent to rescue Fluttershy from the moon.

**Flying Dice** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:06 am

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash realized that Princess Luna and Fluttershy were still in Equestria, but decided, "Eh, screw it,", ditched the lunar lander, and continued into interstellar space with her starship and crew for five years, where she would have countless adventures and seduce many foreign ponies under the influence of a soft filter.

**Slag** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:18 am

Upon realizing that her main obstacle was flying off into space, Twilight found herself seeking Fluttershy's affection directly and without interruption.

**Dsarker** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:19 am

Then the title sequence rolled.

**Flying Dice** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:22 am

As the music faded away, the scene opened on Twilight and Fluttershy, legs entangled, as they woke, the bright morning light streaming in through the numerous windows of Fluttershy's cottage, to the sound of somepony knocking roughly on the door.

**Slag** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:24 am

As Twilight opened the door, Rainbow Dash, leading a team of well-armed ponies, burst in and took the two hostage.

**Flying Dice** Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:04 am

"R-rainbow, how did you get back so quickly?" Twilight asked, and the cyan pegasus responded simply, "Time warp."

**Sean Mirrsen** Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:39 am

At this particular time, something was moving quietly through the ionosphere many miles above the land of Equestria; several somethings in fact, several dozen huge yellow chunky slablike somethings, huge as office buildings, silent as birds.

Armok Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:12 am

It was clear to discord he had already won.

**Slag** Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:00 am

But then Discord was eaten by a terror from the Warp and never heard from again.

**Flying Dice** Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:21 am

Meanwhile, Twilight had talked Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy into a threesome, though Fluttershy seemed reluctant.

**Slag** Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:25 am

She had anticipated this, though, and had been slipping plenty of aphrodisiacs into Fluttershy's food in preparation.

Zangi Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:02 am

Applejack and Rarity busts into the room, hogtying Rainbow Dash and Twilight before giving Fluttershy a cure for the aphrodisiac.

(I'mma say... daterape much? Probably not appropriate for this level of the forums... and yea, may as well cut where this is going now... and head in a new direction.)

**Slag** Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:18 am

Fluttershy is pissed at Twilight for trying such a thing and breaks up with her.

Emberflash Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:02 am

Twilight, heartbroken, retreats to the library and spends six long hours with only a tub of ice cream and a pile of cheap romance novels for company.

**Dsarker** Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:11 am

Celestia chooses this moment to come back, and sends a message to Twilight consisting of "Where are your friendship reports for this week?", all while trollfacing.