Random non sequitur posts thread

[Necro910]

MY HEART DID THE STOMACH RUMBLE THING AGAIN

It wasn't as long/intense, but it was there. God damn it, Fluttershy!

Describe to me what ails you. It is possible you are about to combust.

You know when you're very hungry and your stomach growls at you, and you feel that rumble, and you 'hear' it but no one else hears it? Yeah, that except where my heart is.

My prognosis: Butterflies. You're in love!

But I wasn't nervous, or talking to anyone, or anything. I was actually rather tired and bored. Wat hapen

Also, can I stick with the fatal heart condition? I don't have time for silly human hormone shenanigans!

[Kaijyuu]

Being alone just means it's a narcissistic love.

[Necro910]

Being alone just means it's a narcissistic love.

Does that mean my stomach won't work in the presence of itself?

Body, what the fuck.

[Kaijyuu]

And thus we have proven that stomachs cannot eat themselves.

[Necro910]

And thus we have proven that stomachs cannot eat themselves.

Well, mine can't anyways.

Plenty of people in my family that have had problems with their mucus in the stomach.

[Kaijyuu]

I blame science.

[Jervill]

Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.

[Loud Whispers]

Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.

HA HAH AHAHA AYEYSSSS YEAHHAHHAHA

[Necro910]

Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.

I blame science.

I blame Fluttershy

[Kaijyuu]

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?

[Necro910]

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?

[Johuotar]

Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.

When I realized what I was looking at I just thought "ohgodwhy".

[Loud Whispers]

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?

Applejack?

[Kaijyuu]

The most honest and dependable of ponies? Pshaw!

I'll remind you that Applejack was the only one (besides Twilight) who abstained from cake theft.

[Necro910]

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?

Applejack?

EDIT:

Guys

Guys

I can't find my jugular vein

Guys

halp


EDIT:

Left shoulder arm feels weirrd

[Slag]

I would imagine that it would be very hard to find your jugular vein when you've got the carotid arteries making all their commotion.

As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.

[Necro910]

I would imagine that it would be very hard to find your jugular vein when you've got the carotid arteries making all their commotion.

Sorry, mixed those two up. I meant to said cartoid. I can't find my cartoid right now.

As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.

My whole arm (except for parts of the hand), and my entire shoulder went numb. I also now have a headache that hurts like hell.


Welp, I guess I'M OFF TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTH!

[Slag]

Once again, that's likely referred pain in the form of ischemia from a heart attack. Although it still could be something harmless, I'd at least talk to someone who can properly diagnose you.

[Necro910]

Once again, that's likely referred pain in the form of ischemia from a heart attack. Although it still could be something harmless, I'd at least talk to someone who can properly diagnose you.

I can't really drive ten minutes to the doctor, I'm in the middle of doing stuff.


Is there something I can do to check manually; like raising your arm, smiling, and talking, as when you're checking for a stroke?

[Slag]

Fuck if I know. Most heart attacks happen without any warning in the first place, you're usually lucky if you know that you're having one before you hit the floor.

Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.

[Necro910]

Fuck if I know. Most heart attacks happen without any warning in the first place, you're usually lucky if you know that you're having one before you hit the floor.

Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.

Yeah, I'm probably fine. Apparently I get start getting brain damage after about 4 minutes, so I'd be retarded anyway.

Also:

>Likely having heart attack
>Ignore

>Resist arrest



EDIT:

RAPID HEARTBEAT AND I FEEL MASSIVE ADRENALINE THAT I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE WHAT IS HAPPENING


EDIT x2:

Well that decelerated quickly.

[Slag]

You might have had a mild heart attack, those happen too. Adrenaline rush might have just been your body trying to fix the problem by telling your heart to pick up the slack of the broken bits.

[Guest]

Apparently I get start getting brain damage

Oh dear.

[Necro910]

Apparently I get start getting brain damage

Oh dear.

and then Necro was Mituna

[Armok]

My screen cut that of perfectly for me to miss the "hates you" part.

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