Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

**Slag** Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:42 am

Or an open wound.

Don't ask.

Necro910 Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:38 am

Slag wrote:Or an open wound.

Don't ask.

We can guess.

**Slag** Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:42 am

You'd probably guess wrong, though. Even I have trouble understanding just how... that... happened. And I lived it.

Just remember: no matter how bad it hurts, you have to keep pressure on those spurting wounds.

Another good thing to remember is that it's not a spurting wound unless it's actually spurting. Random non sequitur posts thread - Page 16 3347230549

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Andal Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:54 am

Slag wrote:Just remember: no matter how bad it hurts, you have to keep pressure on those spurting wounds.

Another good thing to remember is that it's not a spurting wound unless it's actually spurting.

Heheh. Spurt. Spurtspurtspurt. Spurting, spurted, spurts.

Fun word. Random non sequitur posts thread - Page 16 2594385000

"Only a flesh wound? That's not very spurting of you!"

Necro910 Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:15 am

Andal wrote:
Fun word.

Kaijyuu Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:40 am

Not as much fun as what causes it.

Guest Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:08 am

504 Errors all up in my Bay12.

Zangi Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:51 am

NobodyPro wrote:504 Errors all up in my Bay12.

It be curbing my style yo.

**Flying Dice** Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:45 pm

O frabjous day, all is well, hurray.

Spoke too soon.

Jervill Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:32 am

Firefox is pissing me off today; after it completes a download, it crashes. Mostly it's just irritating, but I do have to retrieve files from the University intranet for my courses, and that stuff is actually important. Random non sequitur posts thread - Page 16 1298504777

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Loud Whispers Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:03 pm

I have been grievously deceived today. The only Larry I've known my entire life - just told me...

His name is actually Lawrence.

Necro910 Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:05 am

So apparently that "Tosh.0" show showed pony porn on Television. Huh.

Guest Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:23 am

I knew there was a reason I didn't watch that show (other than the fact that I don't find it funny).

Kaijyuu Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:29 am

I looked it up, and it's true.

Woo condescension.

**Slag** Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:10 am

Today's forecast: Shitstorms.

**Flying Dice** Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:23 am

It surprises me not in the slightest. He makes his living, such that it is, by peddling old jokes and sexism to people who like to pretend that they're nerds. Neutral

Loud Whispers Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:53 am

Nerdbashing by people pretending to be nerds.

0/10 bad troll, TV reality show mediocrity. Shitstorm incoming.

**Slag** Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:33 am

When isn't there a shitstorm incoming? Honestly, I'm surprised that New York didn't get hit by sewage instead of a hurricane.

Loud Whispers Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:07 am

I dunno, I guess no one cares about someone trying to be famous. 2hard4u.

On the bright side, televised pr0n could herald a new age of televised pr0n.

Kirbypowered Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:32 am

So I guess I'm 18 today. I'm only a day older than I was yesterday, and I don't see birth dates as extremely significant, but I won't complain. Free stuff simply for the that that I live a year longer? Hell yeah.

Zangi Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:09 am

Congratulations, you've survived another year. Acheesement unlocked, you are ~~level~~age 18 and can now be considered a sub-adult.

**Dsarker** Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:20 am

Congratulations on your survival. From here, everything will get worse.

Guest Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:48 am

Kirbypowered wrote:So I guess I'm 18 today. I'm only a day older than I was yesterday, and I don't see birth dates as extremely significant, but I won't complain. Free stuff simply for the that that I live a year longer? Hell yeah.

Congratulations! You have two weeks until you realise that that the 90's was twenty years ago.

Kaijyuu Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:38 pm

I'll have you know that this last year has been the best year of my entire life. I'm 23.

So the next time someone says "lol you're getting old the best years are past," feel free to punch them in the face. For me.

**Dsarker** Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:39 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:I'll have you know that this last year has been the best year of my entire life. I'm 23.

So the next time someone says "lol you're getting old the best years are past," feel free to punch them in the face. For me.

You just think they're the best years. Your memory's going, old man. Best find a retirement home.

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