Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

[Necro910]

Fun stuff. Seems he fits you quite well. ;D

EDIT: He's also the troll assigned to my zodiac sign: Aquarius.

[Loud Whispers]

Aw yeah, managed to fit in a Magma fully uncensored in glorious gloriousness.

Originally it had something to do with Moose pits. It kinda swayed away.

[Necro910]

Aw yeah, managed to fit in a Magma fully uncensored in glorious gloriousness.

Originally it had something to do with Moose pits. It kinda swayed away.

Hmm...

Needs some underlining and italics. Remember to put the underline tag OUTSIDE of the other tags, kids!

[Loud Whispers]

Aw yeah, managed to fit in a Magma fully uncensored in glorious gloriousness.

Originally it had something to do with Moose pits. It kinda swayed away.

Hmm...

Needs some underlining and italics. Remember to put the underline tag OUTSIDE of the other tags, kids!

Pah, italics are for silly Applejacks. My magma is better.

[Necro910]

Aw yeah, managed to fit in a Magma fully uncensored in glorious gloriousness.

Originally it had something to do with Moose pits. It kinda swayed away.

Hmm...

Needs some underlining and italics. Remember to put the underline tag OUTSIDE of the other tags, kids!

Pah, italics are for silly Applejacks. My magma is better.

[Loud Whispers]

[Necro910]

[Necro910]

TODAY BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, ME MATIES


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[Loud Whispers]

I be downloadin' ye movies, ARRR!!

[Johuotar]

I be downloadin' ye movies, ARRR!!

You are a pirate! (lol limewire)

[Flying Dice]

By the cap'n's bloody arsehairs, I nearly fergot!

[Necro910]

Methinks ye plundered the wrong booty.

[Loud Whispers]

Methinks ye plundered the wrong booty.

dohohohohohohoho

(And a bottle of rum)

[Zangi]

[Kaijyuu]

I'm going to pretend Lord Bucket didn't post anything in my thread.

[Jervill]

Why? He was only giving out his usual Bad Advice.

Also, please tell me I was helpful in some way and not just talking out of my ass; I'm not familiar with how to deal with a subject such as this, but I'll try to give advice.

[Kaijyuu]

Like I said, I dunno if debating theology will work, but I appreciate the sentiment regardless No worries.

[Jervill]

I somehow got a girlfriend...first one ever (yes, it's sad) and all I had to do was lower my wall I built around myself throughout High School and be myself.

What the fuck just happened?

[Kaijyuu]

HRM I WONDER

And don't feel ashamed. I talk big on the bay12 forums but... I'm a virgin in every sense of the word. Dates, girl/boyfriends, kissing, the obvious, etc And I'm 23!

[Necro910]

I somehow got a girlfriend...first one ever (yes, it's sad) and all I had to do was lower my wall I built around myself throughout High School and be myself.

What the fuck just happened?

The beginning of your downfall, human.

[Kaijyuu]

Pfft what do you know about our eldrich abomination rituals, necro?

[Necro910]

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU HUMANS FOR THREE AND A HALF MILLENNIA; YOUR VILE ACTS ARE PUTRID AND INSULTING.

ONE DAY YOU ALL WILL REALIZE YOUR FOLLY AND FALL. IT WILL NOT BE TODAY, BUT ONE DAY. I HAVE TIME.

[Kaijyuu]

Yes yes, time is the fire in which we will burn, and all that. In the meantime we'll be fuckin'.

[Necro910]

Dear world:



SPEAKING OF SEX, I STILL FIND IT ODD THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT VASELINE ON MY FACE WHILST DYING MY HAIR

DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THAT ODD? I FIND IT ODD.

Yes yes, time is the fire in which we will burn, and all that. In the meantime we'll be fuckin'.

For some reason or another I found the order you said that funny.

[Flying Dice]

I-I'm honestly not even sure if I want to lower my walls. Fuck "Better to have loved and lost...", I'm comfortable without any more drama in my life. Yeah, if a great situation falls into my lap (literally or otherwise), I'll move forward, but I'm hardly about to go looking. Of course that's just my emotional damage talking. If I'm honest with myself, it's because I'm terrified of knowing people because virtually my entire childhood was spent having the lesson of "Don't trust new people" drilled into my head over and over every time I met someone who turned around and stabbed me in the back (almost always metaphorically).

Hell, the only "friend" I had at all from ~4-8th grade was a petty arsonist and even pettier thief who shoplifted from gas stations, broke windows at our school, and lit fires in dumpsters. In hindsight I suspect that was only because he knew he could run faster than me. So yeah, thankfully I stopped hanging out with him around the point where we had started having to hide from squad cars and rent-a-cops. The really sick part was that I sort of regretted it because at least he didn't treat me like complete shit to my face. Thank goodness for my family; if they'd been anything but wonderful I probably would have offed myself before I could fully develop a worldview which entirely removes the option of suicide from my menu. But yeah, forget spending my teens learning how to flirt and date, I still haven't really learned how to just be around people I haven't known for years without freaking out and leaving the scene.

Of course I do have a few people that (after knowing them and being in the same classes with them for 4 years) I could talk with honestly and comfortably, but without a headtome I can't really keep track with them. On the bright side it only took me a year or so to get to that point with a couple people I met on campus. So by the time I'm 30 or so I should be able to walk into a room and talk with someone I've never met before.

The one exception of course is work, mainly because the extent of the discourse for my co-workers consists of "Hey, check out that babe that just walked by!", "I hate this job so fucking much", and "Is the mate or the captain anywhere around, or can I keep slacking off?"

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