Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

[Kaijyuu]

Also, Kaijyuu, Applejack cleans up nicely.

Indeed. AJ don't need no wet manes to look damn sexy.

[Necro910]

So apparently some of the crazier vegans are calling people who eat meat "bloodmouths", and trying to get it to be a thing.

I AM A BLOODMOUTH, CONSUMER OF FLESH!

[Kaijyuu]

They should've learned by now that being self righteous only encourages you dirty carnivores!

[Zangi]

I totally support PETA.
Ponies Eating Tasty Animals

Zangi, Consumer of Flesh has a nice ring to it.

[Andal]

So apparently some of the crazier vegans are calling people who eat meat "bloodmouths", and trying to get it to be a thing.

I AM A BLOODMOUTH, CONSUMER OF FLESH!

Wow. Can I put that on my resume?

"I AM A BLOODMOUTH. OBEY OR BE DEVOURED.

Also, here are my references."

[Guest]

Best reply:
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

[Flying Dice]

"I like my meat like I like my victims: young, tender, and bloody."

DOHOHO

[Jervill]

Over halfway done with TNG season 2; people tend not to die as often when Picard's in command compared to other Star Trek captains.
Number of dead crewmen: 5
Worf gets his ass kicked: 4
Enterprise is destroyed (but not really): 1
Tea. Earl Greyer. Hot.: 1

[Loud Whispers]

I think I've had ponies in my dreams, before. I don't quite remember because most of my dreams are rather traumatic and I don't really care to remember them.

Don't worry, I die in literally every one of my dreams. Usually slow and painful.

'Never gotten a poneh dream before, however most of my dreams do involve outsmarting mythological creatures (or failing and dying horribly) or utterly bizarre alternate realities. I think the most recent one incorporated both, where I was in some game show (with a lovely opening scene of someone winning through a slightly lethal vertical obstacle course. It was a typical ancient Egyptian mason-looking guy climbing up a series of iron bars, set up like a fire ladder next to some staircases, ramps and occasional jumps, all built with what looked like blackened Industrial-age British iron works.
This guy makes it to the top easy, when all of a sudden I'm going through the obstacles.
I run up to the climbing bars, ignoring the stairs, the ramps and the jumps (each was a separate rung), when the announcer, well, announces.
Out of a portal (think DF-portal not science portal) comes a massive snake, we're talking Danh or Jormungandr size (couldn't even see where the head ended) which was apparently called Wespe.
It immediately rushes for me, and I leap from the bars to get between a conveniently placed rock pillar, frustrating the big reptile to no end.
Seeing the show get boring, suddenly all the contestants zerg rush the course (none succumbing to the big ass snake), when some crazy dream-hag announces her boredom, by releasing a swarm of something apparently called the devourer of Asphodel. A google search post-dream reveals Asphodels to be a type of flower, which is a nice thing for my subconscious to be hallucinating about. But of course it turns out the devourers are some sort of face eating scarab things and everyone who doesn't get out soon dies. I get out, swarm dies, snake is being a snake and I wake up sweating and confused.

[Necro910]

I think I've had ponies in my dreams, before. I don't quite remember because most of my dreams are rather traumatic and I don't really care to remember them.

Don't worry, I die in literally every one of my dreams. Usually slow and painful.

'Never gotten a poneh dream before, however most of my dreams do involve outsmarting mythological creatures (or failing and dying horribly) or utterly bizarre alternate realities. I think the most recent one incorporated both, where I was in some game show (with a lovely opening scene of someone winning through a slightly lethal vertical obstacle course. It was a typical ancient Egyptian mason-looking guy climbing up a series of iron bars, set up like a fire ladder next to some staircases, ramps and occasional jumps, all built with what looked like blackened Industrial-age British iron works.
This guy makes it to the top easy, when all of a sudden I'm going through the obstacles.
I run up to the climbing bars, ignoring the stairs, the ramps and the jumps (each was a separate rung), when the announcer, well, announces.
Out of a portal (think DF-portal not science portal) comes a massive snake, we're talking Danh or Jormungandr size (couldn't even see where the head ended) which was apparently called Wespe.
It immediately rushes for me, and I leap from the bars to get between a conveniently placed rock pillar, frustrating the big reptile to no end.
Seeing the show get boring, suddenly all the contestants zerg rush the course (none succumbing to the big ass snake), when some crazy dream-hag announces her boredom, by releasing a swarm of something apparently called the devourer of Asphodel. A google search post-dream reveals Asphodels to be a type of flower, which is a nice thing for my subconscious to be hallucinating about. But of course it turns out the devourers are some sort of face eating scarab things and everyone who doesn't get out soon dies. I get out, swarm dies, snake is being a snake and I wake up sweating and confused.

[Loud Whispers]

I assume it was the residue of Takeshi's castle haunting my subconscious. But damn can your uncontrolled brain come up with awesome stuff.

Oh and Necro, have a vanity thread :3

[Necro910]

I assume it was the residue of Takeshi's castle haunting my subconscious. But damn can your uncontrolled brain come up with awesome stuff.

Oh and Necro, have a vanity thread :3

I'm that unspoken thing that everyone knows of.

Also, the Necro910 on the Terraria forums is a FAKE. THEY ARE A FAKEY FAKEY FAKE. They say they have a girlfriend, directly contradicting what I've said on this forum and Bay12.

Also, I never made a second account on Bay12. I don't avoid my punishments like that, it's disrespectful and self-defeating. I'm waiting for parole.

Also x2: Tell them I'm a Homestucker now.

Also x3: I got on Toady's bad side by being derailment incarnate. I was constantly being summoned at the time before my banishment. My mention would oftentimes be enough to derail a thread in maniacal dwarfness. After ponies, there was that too. Since I was a mini-celebrity, it would have been sad if I were gone. I also teased who I think was Slag about liking the 15 year old (Something like that, I forget) next door. I think that was the 'official' reason, and the real reason was because of constant derailing.


Give them this post.

[Loud Whispers]

Word for word?

[Necro910]

Word for word?

Eeyup


EDIT:
Dear tahujdt...

[Necro910]

I saw what you did there.


Give them this link.

[Loud Whispers]

I don wanna

[Necro910]

I never thought I'd get to use this

[Loud Whispers]

What exactly are they? I say this of course, not having ever touched Homestuck before.

[Slag]

I have done thy bidding. Now to wait for the inevitable doom of our forum.

[Loud Whispers]

"It is as if a thousand voices cried out, and were suddenly silenced by the falling of many hundreds of barrels of cheese..."

[Necro910]

Purple guy's Dualscar, green/jade's Dolorosa, blue's Mindfang.

Mindfang and Dualscar are kismesi (kismesises?) [Matespritship is basically our version of love: A sexual/romantic relationship of positive feelings. Kismesistude is a sexual/romantic relationship of hate].

Dualscar got pissed over Mindfang's constant womens' jealousy games, and ended up getting the Dolorosa assassinated.

Have the wiki page.

Also, Slag: I mixed you up with someone named tlc or something like that on Bay12. He got banned after I did, presumably defending me and then getting banned for, and I quote, "Sassing the mods".



Dear 'king' DZA:
PREPARE YOUR EMUS

Dear Corai:
That avatar is awesome.

[Loud Whispers]

Meta-greeting to bay12!

Haaaaaeeyyyyyyllllooooooooooo

[Jacob/Lee]

Enjoy your stay in our own little slice of hell!

[Necro910]

Enjoy your stay in our own little slice of hell!

[Loud Whispers]

If you look at the font flying past, there's a lot of wingdings and ASCII.

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

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