Special Delivery - Christmas Edition

Special Delivery: Part 2

Yes, I'm doing a part 2. Should be interesting at the very least. It might be shorter than the first, but that's okay, it's not going to be talking about a long period of time, anyway.

Edit: And now it's done. Enjoy.

Edit2: Now on FiMFiction.

Oh, now a Christmas Special, too!
May not be quite the same quality, but it should be fun nonetheless.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3711/Special-Delivery

This was... interesting. Rather interesting, indeed. Well written, of course, but still...

That's like approximately 80% of the comments on FiMFiction

My brain isn't full of fuck only because said fuck tends to originate from around my brain, for some reason. Like a protective fuck-buffer.
That said... I quite concur.

The comments and the praise are all well-earned, Slag!

...now submit it to EqD.

It's not long enough. I could try, though, they might let it slip through just because it's so popular.

They could at least give it a mention - short or no, it's proved popular and it's a very unique and well-done take on "shipping".

Would you describe it as meta?

It's a shipping fic about shipping, acknowledging the tendency of the character to be shipped to anything at random while retaining both meanings of the word and staying true to in-universe logic. It's a quintessential example of "meta".

K good. Submission sent.

This reminds me I don't think I ever saw the last version of part 1. Now I can't find the link.

Just what I was about to ask for.

The commenters are about as funny as the fic itself.

... You're amazing.

I just had a moment of Fridge Horror/Logic/Whatever.

It has been shown, for example in Return Of Harmony; that Celestia can only really send stuff to Twilight Sparkle via Spike.
Does that mean that Spike just regurgitated Rainbow Dash?

Yes. Why do you think he ended up in the firing line?

Please tell me you aren't going to try shipping her in a crate full of ping-pong balls next time...

I wonder what it would be like to be stuck in a pit full of vibrating objects. Hundreds of phones permanently ringing or something.

Yep. Phones. Definitely.

Soarin, obviously.

See? He's good with his mouth.

Flying Dice wrote:See? He's good with his mouth.