The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<
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The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<
Loud Whispers Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:19 am
>^:-^-:^<
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It's that kind of thread.
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It's that kind of thread.
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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<
Loud Whispers Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:11 am
If your comment was ke, this would make sense.
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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<
Flying Dice Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:03 am
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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<
tagg Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:14 am
While we're derailing this thread on the second post, my personal headcanon of Gordon Freeman is that he's actually terrifying. Quoting from another website because fcuk writing:
"The Idle Thumbs podcast and their listeners (long live the Idle Thumbs) had a take on this subject. They reached the conclusion that Gordon Freeman is actually just a mute sociopathic killer. He crawls around in airducts and sewers filled with radioactive alien goo, bashing skulls in with his crowbar. He's propably always covered in blood, brains and guts, and carries weapons all the time, and when people see him walking around they just act all cool and friendly to not piss this intimidating person off and cause him to go on another killing spree.
For example, a regular person might see the importance of telling other people about the mysterious omnipresent businessman who seems to have not only interest in the survival of Gordon, Alyx and other people, but who surely has a deeper agenda as well.
Or, another example, in Episode 2 when the player, Gordon, sees one of those Hunter alien killer robots and Alyx asks something along the lines "What was that? Did you hear that?", a person who has interest in the well-being of other people near him maybe should've said "I saw a killer robot stalking us, be careful". Instead, Gordon says nothing and
They speculated that in Episode 3 with the inevitable Source engine updates you can see the beads of nervous sweat on the other characters' face and the fear in their eyes when you're around. Also, in a turning point of the story, Gordon takes control and the player can only watch as his gloved hands reach forward and commit an unimaginable act of violence on one of the familiar characters."
"The Idle Thumbs podcast and their listeners (long live the Idle Thumbs) had a take on this subject. They reached the conclusion that Gordon Freeman is actually just a mute sociopathic killer. He crawls around in airducts and sewers filled with radioactive alien goo, bashing skulls in with his crowbar. He's propably always covered in blood, brains and guts, and carries weapons all the time, and when people see him walking around they just act all cool and friendly to not piss this intimidating person off and cause him to go on another killing spree.
For example, a regular person might see the importance of telling other people about the mysterious omnipresent businessman who seems to have not only interest in the survival of Gordon, Alyx and other people, but who surely has a deeper agenda as well.
Or, another example, in Episode 2 when the player, Gordon, sees one of those Hunter alien killer robots and Alyx asks something along the lines "What was that? Did you hear that?", a person who has interest in the well-being of other people near him maybe should've said "I saw a killer robot stalking us, be careful". Instead, Gordon says nothing and
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- Alyx gets stabbed
They speculated that in Episode 3 with the inevitable Source engine updates you can see the beads of nervous sweat on the other characters' face and the fear in their eyes when you're around. Also, in a turning point of the story, Gordon takes control and the player can only watch as his gloved hands reach forward and commit an unimaginable act of violence on one of the familiar characters."
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Necro910 Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:23 am
tagg wrote:While we're derailing this thread on the second post, my personal headcanon of Gordon Freeman is that he's actually terrifying. Quoting from another website because fcuk writing:
"The Idle Thumbs podcast and their listeners (long live the Idle Thumbs) had a take on this subject. They reached the conclusion that Gordon Freeman is actually just a mute sociopathic killer. He crawls around in airducts and sewers filled with radioactive alien goo, bashing skulls in with his crowbar. He's propably always covered in blood, brains and guts, and carries weapons all the time, and when people see him walking around they just act all cool and friendly to not piss this intimidating person off and cause him to go on another killing spree.
For example, a regular person might see the importance of telling other people about the mysterious omnipresent businessman who seems to have not only interest in the survival of Gordon, Alyx and other people, but who surely has a deeper agenda as well.
Or, another example, in Episode 2 when the player, Gordon, sees one of those Hunter alien killer robots and Alyx asks something along the lines "What was that? Did you hear that?", a person who has interest in the well-being of other people near him maybe should've said "I saw a killer robot stalking us, be careful". Instead, Gordon says nothing and
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They speculated that in Episode 3 with the inevitable Source engine updates you can see the beads of nervous sweat on the other characters' face and the fear in their eyes when you're around. Also, in a turning point of the story, Gordon takes control and the player can only watch as his gloved hands reach forward and commit an unimaginable act of violence on one of the familiar characters."
Makes sense to me. Has he ever ONCE complained about going into a radioactive deathtrap filled with zombies, Charlie, and aliens? On that note, he didn't even say a word as he walked into that radioactive testing chamber thingy that opened the Earth-Alien portal. Now comes the question...
Did he bring the world to this on purpose?
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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<
Loud Whispers Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:30 am
It's Gordon Freeman. There's every possibility he may just not be able to speak for some reason. Like being mute.
There's every possibility he's laconic, mute or has trouble speaking. Time travel and !!PHYSICS!!
That, or his voice is the equivalent of dividing by 0, and he is sparing the universe.
Gordon Freeman is terrifying. My angel is the demon of my enemy. If you're on the swinging end of his crowbar, that's a whole lot of death.
How many things has Freeman killed?
But it's all ok because he's doing it for us.
Deep reflections on societal standards...
Gordon is there to help.
Though if he is a murderous sociopathic hero, it would give a new meaning to the portal easter egg...
Gordon is coming.
Meh, I now appreciate the lungfish.
There's every possibility he's laconic, mute or has trouble speaking. Time travel and !!PHYSICS!!
That, or his voice is the equivalent of dividing by 0, and he is sparing the universe.
Gordon Freeman is terrifying. My angel is the demon of my enemy. If you're on the swinging end of his crowbar, that's a whole lot of death.
How many things has Freeman killed?
But it's all ok because he's doing it for us.
Deep reflections on societal standards...
Gordon is there to help.
Though if he is a murderous sociopathic hero, it would give a new meaning to the portal easter egg...
Gordon is coming.
Meh, I now appreciate the lungfish.
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Necro910 Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:11 am
Maybe he is being silent... TO TERRIFY HIS VICTIMS EVEN MORE?
He has killed thousands. SUDDENLY, CROWBARS.
We rest home peacefully at night, because sociopathic physicists with crowbars stand watch overnight.
OOoooOoOooh, what if Chell and Gordon meet in episode 3?
He has killed thousands. SUDDENLY, CROWBARS.
We rest home peacefully at night, because sociopathic physicists with crowbars stand watch overnight.
OOoooOoOooh, what if Chell and Gordon meet in episode 3?
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tagg Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:14 am
MINENecro910 wrote:We rest home peacefully at night, because sociopathic physicists with crowbars stand watch overnight.
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Johuotar Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:13 pm
I akways thought hes just too shy to speak but your theory is a lot cooler.
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Sean Mirrsen Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:14 pm
Or maybe he's a Greybeard. Or the secret identity of Black Bolt.
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Loud Whispers Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:13 pm
Searched sociopathic physicists with crowbars on google:
Result 1:
Result 2:
Result 3:
Well what do you know?
Google says Gordon Freeman is #3 suspect for sociopathic physicists
Result 1:
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Well what do you know?
Google says Gordon Freeman is #3 suspect for sociopathic physicists
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Necro910 Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:00 pm
MY THEOREM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
>Bashes in heads of the everything
>Too shy to speakJohuotar wrote:I akways thought hes just too shy to speak but your theory is a lot cooler.
>Bashes in heads of the everything
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Loud Whispers Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:51 am
Everything shy being a murderous sociopathic physicist would have greater implications. 
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Flying Dice Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:19 am
Well we already knew that Fluttershy is really Doctor Adorable.
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MC Dirty Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:22 am
Indeed she is.Flying Dice wrote:Well we already knew that Fluttershy is really Doctor Adorable.
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Necro910 Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:32 am
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Loud Whispers Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:00 am
Hey guys,
If you make a double bread Sandwich Sandwich out of two triple bread sandwiches,
Take some pitta and carrot from friend A,
And you take some of friend B's chips to make a pitta double bread chip carrot sandwich sandwich,
Who's sandwich is it?
Granted, it was delicious, and all mine. I had the majority shares...
If you make a double bread Sandwich Sandwich out of two triple bread sandwiches,
Take some pitta and carrot from friend A,
And you take some of friend B's chips to make a pitta double bread chip carrot sandwich sandwich,
Who's sandwich is it?
Granted, it was delicious, and all mine. I had the majority shares...
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acidbomb113 Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:06 am
Have you read my definition of dilemma?
XD
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Loud Whispers Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:22 am
acidbomb113 wrote:Have you read my definition of dilemma?
XD
Explain.
Or I'l hold my breath for a long time.
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Necro910 Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:25 am
Loud Whispers wrote:acidbomb113 wrote:Have you read my definition of dilemma?
XD
Explain.
Or I'l hold my breath for a long time.
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acidbomb113 Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:32 am
acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"
... and then you find your porn...
Seems like the same situation to me XD
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Loud Whispers Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:49 am
acidbomb113 wrote:acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"
... and then you find your porn...
Seems like the same situation to me XD
Finding porn in a sandwich?
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Necro910 Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:52 am
A PORNWICH?Loud Whispers wrote:acidbomb113 wrote:acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"
... and then you find your porn...
Seems like the same situation to me XD
Finding porn in a sandwich?
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