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Random non sequitur posts thread
You know when you're very hungry and your stomach growls at you, and you feel that rumble, and you 'hear' it but no one else hears it? Yeah, that except where my heart is.Loud Whispers wrote:Describe to me what ails you. It is possible you are about to combust.Necro910 wrote:MY HEART DID THE STOMACH RUMBLE THING AGAIN
It wasn't as long/intense, but it was there. God damn it, Fluttershy!
But I wasn't nervous, or talking to anyone, or anything. I was actually rather tired and bored. Wat hapenKaijyuu wrote:My prognosis: Butterflies. You're in love!
Also, can I stick with the fatal heart condition? I don't have time for silly human hormone shenanigans!
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Being alone just means it's a narcissistic love.
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Does that mean my stomach won't work in the presence of itself?Kaijyuu wrote:Being alone just means it's a narcissistic love.
Body, what the fuck.
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And thus we have proven that stomachs cannot eat themselves.
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Well, mine can't anyways.Kaijyuu wrote:And thus we have proven that stomachs cannot eat themselves.
Plenty of people in my family that have had problems with their mucus in the stomach.
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I blame science.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread
Hey, Necro
It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
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It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread
HA HAH AHAHA AYEYSSSS YEAHHAHHAHAJervill wrote:Hey, Necro
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It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
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Jervill wrote:Hey, Necro
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It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
I blame FluttershyKaijyuu wrote:I blame science.
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Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
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Kaijyuu wrote:
Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
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When I realized what I was looking at I just thought "ohgodwhy".Jervill wrote:Hey, Necro
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread
Applejack?Kaijyuu wrote:
Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
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The most honest and dependable of ponies? Pshaw!
I'll remind you that Applejack was the only one (besides Twilight) who abstained from cake theft.
I'll remind you that Applejack was the only one (besides Twilight) who abstained from cake theft.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread
Loud Whispers wrote:Applejack?Kaijyuu wrote:
Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
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I can't find my jugular vein
Guys
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Left shoulder arm feels weirrd
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread
I would imagine that it would be very hard to find your jugular vein when you've got the carotid arteries making all their commotion.
As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.
As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.
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Sorry, mixed those two up. I meant to said cartoid. I can't find my cartoid right now.Slag wrote:I would imagine that it would be very hard to find your jugular vein when you've got the carotid arteries making all their commotion.
My whole arm (except for parts of the hand), and my entire shoulder went numb. I also now have a headache that hurts like hell.Slag wrote:As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.
Welp, I guess I'M OFF TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTH!
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Once again, that's likely referred pain in the form of ischemia from a heart attack. Although it still could be something harmless, I'd at least talk to someone who can properly diagnose you.
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I can't really drive ten minutes to the doctor, I'm in the middle of doing stuff.Slag wrote:Once again, that's likely referred pain in the form of ischemia from a heart attack. Although it still could be something harmless, I'd at least talk to someone who can properly diagnose you.
Is there something I can do to check manually; like raising your arm, smiling, and talking, as when you're checking for a stroke?
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Fuck if I know. Most heart attacks happen without any warning in the first place, you're usually lucky if you know that you're having one before you hit the floor.
Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.
Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.
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Yeah, I'm probably fine. Apparently I get start getting brain damage after about 4 minutes, so I'd be retarded anyway.Slag wrote:Fuck if I know. Most heart attacks happen without any warning in the first place, you're usually lucky if you know that you're having one before you hit the floor.
Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.
Also:
>Likely having heart attack
>Ignore
>Resist arrest
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RAPID HEARTBEAT AND I FEEL MASSIVE ADRENALINE THAT I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Well that decelerated quickly.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread
You might have had a mild heart attack, those happen too. Adrenaline rush might have just been your body trying to fix the problem by telling your heart to pick up the slack of the broken bits.
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and then Necro was MitunaNobodyPro wrote:Oh dear.Apparently I get start getting brain damage
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My screen cut that of perfectly for me to miss the "hates you" part.Necro910 wrote:
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