Re: Introductory Thread

scelly9 Thu May 10, 2012 10:51 am

Ello people, I have come to the land of thebay12ponyforums to ~~spy~~ have fun and frolic!

Kaijyuu Thu May 10, 2012 10:53 am

EVERYONE TACKLE HUG HIM

Andal Thu May 10, 2012 11:01 am

scelly9 wrote:Ello people, I have come to the land of thebay12ponyforums to ~~spy~~ have fun and frolic!

Welcome to our perfectly normal, well-adjusted and totally mature little brony family!

*Perfectly normal, well-adjusted, totally mature tackle-hug*

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scelly9 Thu May 10, 2012 11:03 am

Perfectly normal, well-adjusted

How boring! *leaves*

Andal Thu May 10, 2012 11:16 am

scelly9 wrote:
Perfectly normal, well-adjusted
How boring! *leaves*

Oh no, friend. You can't leave yet! The fun has only just begun!

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scelly9 Thu May 10, 2012 11:19 am

I have gotten myself into something that I can not tell if it is bad or good. Probably good.

Johuotar Thu May 10, 2012 1:53 pm

Hi Scelly. Nice to see you 'ere.

**Flying Dice** Thu May 10, 2012 5:33 pm

Hohoho.

Necro910 Thu May 10, 2012 5:39 pm

scelly9 wrote:I have gotten myself into something that I can not tell if it is bad or good. Probably good.

The thread dedicated to your battle royale derailed into explosives in 4 posts.

I believe this is Fun!

Loud Whispers Thu May 10, 2012 9:16 pm

Once you enter.

You cannot leave.

(Exit's by the big scary door)

Spoiler:

**Slag** Thu May 10, 2012 9:22 pm

Welcome, good sir, to our wonderful little slice of Heaven. Only it's not quite Heaven since we have a few things that probably would not be allowed there.

Necro910 Thu May 10, 2012 9:30 pm

Slag wrote:Welcome, good sir, to our wonderful little slice of bacon.

I made it more accurate

Loud Whispers Thu May 10, 2012 10:00 pm

Necro910 wrote:
Slag wrote:Bacon, good sir, to our bacon bacon slice of bacon.
I made it more accurate

I made it more bacon

scelly9 Thu May 10, 2012 10:04 pm

With necro910 AND loudwhispers, threads are derailed in seconds!

**Slag** Thu May 10, 2012 10:05 pm

Not enough bacon.

Slag wrote:Bacon, bacon bacon, bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon of bacon.

Necro910 Thu May 10, 2012 10:07 pm

Bacon wrote:Bacon, bacon bacon, bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon of bacon.

ASSIMILATION

scelly9 wrote:With propane AND propane accessories, threads are derailed in seconds!

I HAVE GOT TIGER!

scelly9 Thu May 10, 2012 10:08 pm

Oh, by the way necro, Apple.

Necro910 Thu May 10, 2012 10:10 pm

scelly9 wrote:Oh, by the way necro, Apple.

Bacon.

scelly9 Thu May 10, 2012 10:13 pm

Why. Did. I. Watch. The. Entire. Thing.

Loud Whispers Fri May 11, 2012 12:17 am

scelly9 wrote:Why. Did. I. Watch. The. Entire. Thing.

Cuz

Kaijyuu Fri May 11, 2012 1:15 am

Slag wrote:Only it's not quite Heaven since we have a few things that probably would not be allowed there.

Not a place I wanna go, then!

**Flying Dice** Fri May 11, 2012 2:05 am

If I were religious, I'd much rather go to hell.

Better company.

Better entertainment.

Better sex.

Better sensation.

Better music.

Better food.

Meanwhile, in Heaven, you get a bunch of stuffy, uptight people; knock-knock jokes; guilt-ridden sex (and not the good kind); eternal boredom; nothing but poorly played harps (after all, talent means you sold your soul); human flesh and blood to eat and drink (or deep fried everything for US Protestants).

Time to wait and see if someone gets mad.

Incidentally.

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Necro910 Fri May 11, 2012 2:07 am

Holy crap, we're closer to the rails than ever before!

**Slag** Fri May 11, 2012 2:18 am

Actually, if you go by certain accounts Heaven is pretty shitty. Literally all you can do is worship God. You don't even remember anyone who you ever knew or loved.

Hell, of course, is even worse. You're being burnt alive for eternity, never being able to get used to the terrible pain or turn it off or anything. Everyone around you is not only suffering the same, but severely pissed and is usually more than willing to take that frustration out on you in some pathetic attempt to try and make themselves feel better. It never works. Not that it matters since all your senses are being overwhelmed to the point that they're all but useless. You end up suffering alone among m/b/trillions and knowing that even if you could manage to find someone it would just end in you two making each other suffer even worse.

Necro910 Fri May 11, 2012 2:26 am

Slag wrote:Actually, if you go by certain accounts Heaven is pretty shitty. Literally all you can do is worship God. You don't even remember anyone who you ever knew or loved.

Hell, of course, is even worse. You're being burnt alive for eternity, never being able to get used to the terrible pain or turn it off or anything. Everyone around you is not only suffering the same, but severely pissed and is usually more than willing to take that frustration out on you in some pathetic attempt to try and make themselves feel better. It never works. Not that it matters since all your senses are being overwhelmed to the point that they're all but useless. You end up suffering alone among m/b/trillions and knowing that even if you could manage to find someone it would just end in you two making each other suffer even worse.

Slag wrote:Hell, of course, is even worse. You're being burnt alive for eternity, never being able to get used to the terrible pain or turn it off or anything.

I think after a few hundred centuries you'd mentally be capable of handling that much pain. Not that'd it go away, of course, but you'd get used to it. You'd be insane by that point, too.

Then again, I've never read the Bible or anything. I don't need your human religions Introductory Thread - Page 16 191907979

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