Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

[Kaijyuu]

What exactly is she teabagging, and why?

[Necro910]

What exactly is she teabagging, and why?

She is sitting

She is sitting like an Olympic sitter

She

is

sitting

SITTIIIIIIIIIIING

[Johuotar]

Play as a pony, annoy the shit out of ally and enemy alike!

I like that part in particular.

I'd kill for a stealh-based sniper mission where you've got a pegasus spotter radioing in targets from her spot up in a cloud. Try and tell me that doesn't sound like a great buddy-movie dynamic, too. You've got the emotionally damaged human sniper and the snarky, energetic pegasus spotter. Bonus points if they've been set up by elements of their respective governments and are trying to clear their names. Have a scene where the pegasus is trying to evade helicopter gunships in a cloudy/foggy cityscape while the human is doing the same with patrols in a forest, with side-by-side splitscreen shots. Boom, blockbuster. New opening week sales records.

Oh actually this ones even better.

[Slag]

I wonder what kind of records they'd keep.

Probably how many people friendly-fired on allied ponies, among other things.

Dunno how much discussing we might do on this topic, but if it gets to be thread-worthy (for some inexplicable reason) just yell at me to make a thread. Or do it yourself, that would probably work too.

[Armok]

I'd kill for a stealh-based sniper mission where you've got a pegasus spotter radioing in targets from her spot up in a cloud. Try and tell me that doesn't sound like a great buddy-movie dynamic, too. You've got the emotionally damaged human sniper and the snarky, energetic pegasus spotter. Bonus points if they've been set up by elements of their respective governments and are trying to clear their names. Have a scene where the pegasus is trying to evade helicopter gunships in a cloudy/foggy cityscape while the human is doing the same with patrols in a forest, with side-by-side splitscreen shots. Boom, blockbuster. New opening week sales records.

Someone write this fanfic now!

[Flying Dice]

I'd kill for a stealh-based sniper mission where you've got a pegasus spotter radioing in targets from her spot up in a cloud. Try and tell me that doesn't sound like a great buddy-movie dynamic, too. You've got the emotionally damaged human sniper and the snarky, energetic pegasus spotter. Bonus points if they've been set up by elements of their respective governments and are trying to clear their names. Have a scene where the pegasus is trying to evade helicopter gunships in a cloudy/foggy cityscape while the human is doing the same with patrols in a forest, with side-by-side splitscreen shots. Boom, blockbuster. New opening week sales records.

Someone write this fanfic now!

I'm tempted to attack this plot-bunny for once, but if someone else wants to, that'd be even better (because they might actually see it all the way through).

[Slag]

I'd be willing to try a co-op, if you would. Between the two of us, we'd probably get it mostly done

[Guest]

Trying to get my FiMFiction unread chapters below fifty is like fighting the tide.

[Guest]

"Gay," said Puddleglum with a deep sigh. "That's what we've got to be. Gay... I'll be gay. Like this" — and he assumed a ghastly grin... Though her tongue was never still, you could hardly say she talked. She made love to everyone — the grooms, the porters, the housemaids, the ladies-in-waiting, and the elderly giant lords whose hunting days were past. She submitted to being kissed and pawed about by any number of giantesses, many of whom seemed sorry for her and called her "a poor little thing" though none of them explained why. Scrubb and Puddleglum both did their best, but girls do that kind of thing better than boys. Even boys do it better than Marsh-wiggles.

What the hell am I reading?

[Slag]

With no context, I can't tell either. In fact, I think I might be even more lost than you.

[Guest]

It's one of the Narnia books. *checks* The Silver Chair.

[Slag]

...Aren't the Narnia books supposed to be, like, based heavily off Christian mythology?

...Which makes that fit all the better. The Bible, because even the most prudish society can't stop a holy book from teaching kids about those taboo topics.

[Necro910]

BiTcHeS i JuSt GoT a ClOwN hOrN!

[Jacob/Lee]

How to play Kickstarter for a bunch of morons:

1) Create account
2) Start a Kickstarter for some kind of "research"
3) Recieve ~200,000 USD
4) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nyyltEWo1rpixmro1_1280.jpg

Never trust a woman.

(Also note that this is a joke and that is just a sad attempt at bashing the real project.)

(Also note THAT is a joke, and it is the real result I believe. End of the line of bad jokes, though)

[Zangi]

How to play Kickstarter for a bunch of morons:

1) Create account
2) Start a Kickstarter for some kind of "research"
3) Recieve ~200,000 USD
4) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nyyltEWo1rpixmro1_1280.jpg

Never trust a woman.

(Also note that this is a joke and that is just a sad attempt at bashing the real project.)

(Also note THAT is a joke, and it is the real result I believe. End of the line of bad jokes, though)

Obligated to link the B12 thread with the discussion on it.... http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104759.msg3480609#msg3480609

Firestarter

[Kaijyuu]

4) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nyyltEWo1rpixmro1_1280.jpg

"Shit" is an accurate descriptor for the majority of those games.


EDIT: Haha, the majority of those I know from Zero Punctuation. I don't know what to say about that.

[Jacob/Lee]

How to play Kickstarter for a bunch of morons:

1) Create account
2) Start a Kickstarter for some kind of "research"
3) Recieve ~200,000 USD
4) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nyyltEWo1rpixmro1_1280.jpg

Never trust a woman.

(Also note that this is a joke and that is just a sad attempt at bashing the real project.)

(Also note THAT is a joke, and it is the real result I believe. End of the line of bad jokes, though)

Obligated to link the B12 thread with the discussion on it.... http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104759.msg3480609#msg3480609

Firestarter

Heh, yeah. Didn't expect something like that.


Unrelated quote is unrelated.

2:07 AM - Necro910: Goodnight
Necro910 left chat.
2:07 AM - Jacob/Lee: G'night.
2:08 AM - Jacob/Lee: FUUUUUUUU

[Kaijyuu]

DM says we're visiting an anarchist planet in this session.
DM says they have currency.


Me: OBJECTION!


Proceed to debate the intricacies of an actual anarchist state.



EDIT: And I proceed to get my butt kicked by our local political science major. She kicked the butt of the GM too so it's all good!

[Johuotar]

So anarchist can have currency?

[Necro910]

So anarchist can have currency?

Bottlecaps, 'nuff said.

[Kaijyuu]

No, not really. No property, remember?


But I lost on other details, like calling it an "anarchist state."

[Guest]

I'm sitting inside a giant plant, preparing to murder people[\outofcontext]

EDIT: It's really heating up in here.

[Johuotar]

First day of the year that is uncomfortably warm.

[Guest]

All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot.
I'm afraid sometimes
you'll play lonely games too,
games you can't win
because you'll play against you.

[Necro910]

All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot.
I'm afraid sometimes
you'll play lonely games too,
games you can't win
because you'll play against you.

Unless of course you make a win-win situation.

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