Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Necro910 Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:14 pm

Johuotar wrote:This is what I feel after 10 hours of mah boi
Spoiler:

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MAH BOI

Jervill Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:56 am

Woah, woah, woah. 15 guests?

Come out, guys. I know you're there, I CAN TASTE YOUR FLESH.

Necro910 Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:06 am

I smell your blood, it smells... invigorating...

Guest Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:26 am

I did my good deed for the week.

One author at a time...

**Flying Dice** Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:53 am

Hey. Guests.

Guest Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:09 am

A bureaucratic snowstorm rained towards them, at least three times the size of the first which had occurred little more than a week ago. The papers swished in their direction ominously, taking up an unbelievably large chunk of the sky. Celestia was so momentarily overwhelmed she almost missed the moment Luna teleported back in beside her, having retrieved that box.

“I do believe those pages are blotting out my sun, dear sister.” Celestia quipped wryly. They opened the box together, telekinetically splitting the thousand quills equally between the two of them in the matter of moments. Luna smiled wickedly, the purified armor of nightmare moon adorning her body for what felt like the first time in ages.

“Then we shall write in the shade.”

Necro910 Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:23 am

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Hallo, guests in China, Indonesia, California, Florida, and other places!

Just because you aren't logged in, doesn't mean I can't see where ya live

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Jacob/Lee Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:50 am

These are mudcrabs. They are vile creatures that accost citizens regardless of criminal status. Upon sighting an innocent civilian they will slowly meander toward their unwilling victim and, if unstopped, will pinch him or her with their claws. In addition, these beasts have committed the unforgivable crime of being mudcrabs, which is punishable by death.

That doesn’t sound like a real crime to you, but Asotil insists it is in the legal books. The law serves the citizens, and the citizens hate mudcrabs.

And now you must put an end to their criminal ways.

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Without a brain that can reason, the only thing mudcrabs can feel is hatred.

Johuotar Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:49 pm

Necro910 wrote:

Hallo, guests in China, Indonesia, California, Florida, and other places!

Just because you aren't logged in, doesn't mean I can't see where ya live

How?

Armok Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:17 pm

Johuotar wrote:
How?

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Friendship.

Kaijyuu Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:07 am

I'm a love and tolerate kinda guy. You'll almost never see me wishing ill on anyone.

But I hope the banhammer hits this dude out of the ballpark.

Jervill Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:29 am

Oh, I know who you're talking about. Hell, I reported him the minute he said "Die" to RedKing, and then he didn't back down when the whole freaking rest of the thread asked relatively politely to back off. Instead clarifying that he meant a personal attack. These posts are extremely passive-aggressive, oh well. Random non sequitur posts thread - Page 10 2293161878

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**Flying Dice** Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:02 am

Yeah, I recall reporting him as well. Attitudes like that are why I stay away from most sociopolitical debates online.

Ten bits sez he's a Libertarian. One of the ones who call themselves that because they're egocentric Social Darwinists rather than because "gubberment bad hurrdurr".

Necro910 Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:31 am

Johuotar, just because I can see what street you're on doesn't mean that's my only method of forevver seeing you

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Also, hey look! The Californian guest lives by the airport! That must be convenient for flights!

**Slag** Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:41 am

It's bad enough when you're creepy spider in Steam, Necro. You don't have to bring the creepy spider to the forums.

Necro910 Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:17 am

Slag wrote:It's bad enough when you're creepy spider in Steam, Necro. You don't have to bring the creepy spider to the forums.

Heehee hoohoo haahaa heehee!

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME

WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE

Jervill Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:16 am

Huh, the more alcoholic beverages I consume, my desire to watch ponies increases exponentially.

That's no problem most days, but I was at a baseball game, so unless every player abruptly turns into an adorable little pony, there wasn't much I could do.

Necro910 Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:20 am

Jervill wrote:Huh, the more alcoholic beverages I consume, my desire to watch ponies increases exponentially.

That's no problem most days, but I was at a baseball game, so unless every player abruptly turns into an adorable little pony, there wasn't much I could do.

Disregard reality, acquire ponies

Kaijyuu Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:28 am

Sounds unhealthy, yet AWESOME

Necro910 Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:57 am

Kaijyuu wrote:Sounds unhealthy, yet AWESOME

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Party all the time! All of it!

Jervill Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:18 pm

Necro910 wrote:
Jervill wrote:Huh, the more alcoholic beverages I consume, my desire to watch ponies increases exponentially.

That's no problem most days, but I was at a baseball game, so unless every player abruptly turns into an adorable little pony, there wasn't much I could do.
Disregard reality, acquire ponies

Already did that, I bought Rainbow Dash a couple of days ago. I like the brushables, actually.

Anyways, maybe it's because I started watching the show while drinking beer after work last summer, and my mind has forever linked the two things.

Also, because I've had way too much coffee this morning, my mind is all over the place. I was lurking Bay 12 and wondered if MZ could pile drive a train. I came to the conclusion that he could, therefore, he is Sabin. But if he is Sabin, who is the rest of the FF6 cast?

Johuotar Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:38 pm

Spoiler:

Best pony on right.

While looking for something cool about this pretty cool guy I found Cyan fan club in deviant art, a bit dead though. Made me happy anyways.

Kaijyuu Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:45 pm

Cyan's too angsty. Edgar's best pony; who else has the guts to rig life changing coin tosses in other people's favor?

...and I just realized I like Edgar for the same reasons I like Applejack. Guess I have a soft spot for unrecognized self-sacrificers.

Johuotar Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:08 pm

Well he did become a KING with that cointoss while his brother got "nothing" (which is what he wanted though). Random non sequitur posts thread - Page 10 983518067

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Setzer is best pony for not getting mad about getting scammed so that he has to serve the party in super dangerous quest. "Oh you cheated? Well Ill help you save the world anyway!"

Jervill Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:10 am

I like all the FF6 characters, I don't know which one is best pony!

Also, Magitek Factory is now stuck in my head.

Huh, we don't have a Vinyl Scratch smilie to showcase listening to music.

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